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Spicy Oatmeal Pizza
Oracle Text
When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Card Details
Mana CostCharacter Background
Spicy Oatmeal Pizza is a wonderfully odd Magic artifact-food that plays like a bursty red utility spell stapled to a future stabilizer, making it best for tempo and midrange decks that want immediate board impact without giving up late-game flexibility. For {2}{R}, dealing 4 damage to any target can cleanly answer a creature, finish off a planeswalker, or even burn the opponent directly, while the 3 damage to you is a real but manageable cost if you are pressuring life totals or planning to recover with the food sacrifice mode. The {2}, tap, sacrifice ability gains 3 life, which is especially nice in decks that care about artifacts entering and leaving the battlefield, or in shells with recursion like Goblin Welder-style effects, artifact-matters payoffs, or cards that want cheap sacrifice fodder. In aggressive red builds, it buys time against racing damage; in control, it serves as flexible removal plus incidental healing.
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Character Background
Spicy Oatmeal Pizza is a wonderfully odd Magic artifact-food that plays like a bursty red utility spell stapled to a future stabilizer, making it best for tempo and midrange decks that want immediate board impact without giving up late-game flexibility. For {2}{R}, dealing 4 damage to any target can cleanly answer a creature, finish off a planeswalker, or even burn the opponent directly, while the 3 damage to you is a real but manageable cost if you are pressuring life totals or planning to recover with the food sacrifice mode. The {2}, tap, sacrifice ability gains 3 life, which is especially nice in decks that care about artifacts entering and leaving the battlefield, or in shells with recursion like Goblin Welder-style effects, artifact-matters payoffs, or cards that want cheap sacrifice fodder. In aggressive red builds, it buys time against racing damage; in control, it serves as flexible removal plus incidental healing.
Generated using gpt-5.4-mini · Updated at 2026-08-11 08:20:44 UTC