Cool but Rude
Mana Cost:
Type: Enchantment — Class
Oracle Text:
(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
{1}{R}: Level 2
Whenever you discard a card, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent.
{1}{R}: Level 3
When this Class becomes level 3, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
Power/Toughness: -/-
Rarity: rare
Prints: View all prints (1) →
Expansion: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Price ( USD): $17.38
USD: $17.38 · EUR: €7.67
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Character Background
Cool but Rude is a deceptively flexible red Class that rewards a proactive, grindy game plan, especially in aggressive or tempo shells that want to turn every attack into selection and every discard into damage. At level 1, it smooths draws by letting you pitch excess lands or situational cards after attacking, which is ideal for decks that empty their hand quickly or want graveyard access. Level 2 turns that discard into reach, pinging each opponent for 2 and making looting effects suddenly much more punishing in multiplayer. That means it pairs especially well with cards that force or benefit from discarding, such as rummage spells, madness payoffs, or wheels. Level 3 is a real value engine: tutoring a key card and then randomly discarding can be built around with flashback, recursion, or escape-style cards so the downside becomes upside.
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