Pinchy McStingbutt

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Character Background

Pinchy McStingbutt reads like a compact, thematic value engine: a 1/3 deathtouch scorpion that, when it actually connects, literally spits out more answers – three themed “stings” that randomly hit your hand – so thematically it’s a bite that spawns more bites. In play it best supports an attrition/value midrange plan with tempo upside: deathtouch lets it trade up and survive board stalls while the conjured cards replenish your options and keep opponents on their heels. To reliably trigger its ability, give it evasion—Rogue’s Passage or Whispersilk Cloak are straightforward inclusions—and consider blink effects or protection to cheat through blockers and dodge removal. Build the rest of the deck to capitalize on whatever sting you draw: a lean removal suite plus a few burn spells means any conjured outcome is useful, and sacrifice or recursion outlets (or cheap ways to recur the scorpion) amplify long-term card advantage. Treat it as a recurring soft-threat that earns you answers one bite at a time.

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