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Patchwork Beastie
Oracle Text
Delirium — This creature can't attack or block unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card. (You may put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Card Details
Mana CostCharacter Background
Patchwork Beastie looks like a stitched-together horror that only fully animates once your graveyard has enough different “ingredients” to wake it, which fits Duskmourn’s grim, scavenged aesthetic perfectly. In play, it best supports a midrange or self-mill value plan, since a one-mana 3/3 is excellent rate if delirium turns on quickly. The upkeep mill is the key: it nudges you toward hitting four card types while also providing steady card selection for graveyard synergies. Build with fetch lands, cheap artifacts, instants, creatures, and enchantments so the delirium check is reliable, and consider cards that care about the graveyard without exiling it. In aggressive shells, it can be a huge early threat; in slower decks, it becomes a resilient beater that asks very little mana-wise. The main caution is that it does nothing until delirium is online, so prioritize consistency over raw size.
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Character Background
Patchwork Beastie looks like a stitched-together horror that only fully animates once your graveyard has enough different “ingredients” to wake it, which fits Duskmourn’s grim, scavenged aesthetic perfectly. In play, it best supports a midrange or self-mill value plan, since a one-mana 3/3 is excellent rate if delirium turns on quickly. The upkeep mill is the key: it nudges you toward hitting four card types while also providing steady card selection for graveyard synergies. Build with fetch lands, cheap artifacts, instants, creatures, and enchantments so the delirium check is reliable, and consider cards that care about the graveyard without exiling it. In aggressive shells, it can be a huge early threat; in slower decks, it becomes a resilient beater that asks very little mana-wise. The main caution is that it does nothing until delirium is online, so prioritize consistency over raw size.
Generated using gpt-5.4-mini · Updated at 2026-08-11 06:40:43 UTC