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Squee, Dubious Monarch
Oracle Text
Haste
Whenever Squee attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.
Card Details
Mana CostCharacter Background
Squee, Dubious Monarch is a classic grindy aggro-value threat in Magic: The Gathering, turning every combat step into extra board presence while refusing to stay dead. As a 2/2 haste creature for three mana, it pressures life totals immediately, and each attack replaces itself with a tapped-and-attacking Goblin token, making it especially strong in tempo shells that want to keep momentum without overextending. The graveyard cast clause gives it impressive resilience in midrange or sacrifice decks, since exiling four other cards can be a fair cost when you’re stocked with fetches, cheap cantrips, or disposable tokens. It pairs naturally with Goblin payoffs, sacrifice outlets, and cards that care about creatures entering or dying, and it becomes even better alongside ways to fill the graveyard. In play, treat Squee as a recurring threat that punishes slow opponents and forces awkward blocks, rather than a one-time attacker.
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Character Background
Squee, Dubious Monarch is a classic grindy aggro-value threat in Magic: The Gathering, turning every combat step into extra board presence while refusing to stay dead. As a 2/2 haste creature for three mana, it pressures life totals immediately, and each attack replaces itself with a tapped-and-attacking Goblin token, making it especially strong in tempo shells that want to keep momentum without overextending. The graveyard cast clause gives it impressive resilience in midrange or sacrifice decks, since exiling four other cards can be a fair cost when you’re stocked with fetches, cheap cantrips, or disposable tokens. It pairs naturally with Goblin payoffs, sacrifice outlets, and cards that care about creatures entering or dying, and it becomes even better alongside ways to fill the graveyard. In play, treat Squee as a recurring threat that punishes slow opponents and forces awkward blocks, rather than a one-time attacker.
Generated using gpt-5.4-mini · Updated at 2026-08-11 12:10:45 UTC